Sexless Jarret called in, he's all ready to go for a fill in in our boxing match at the Christmas party. He says if he loses to Medicine Man, he will kill himself. On the air. Awesome.

Joey Bag of Donuts called in, he wants to beat up Medicine Man and Sexless Jarrett at the same time. He mentioned that he was on probation for "collecting" some money from a guy. A slew of other phone calls came in wanting to box that guy. Cow renamed him Joey Tasers because he got tasered three times last Christmas. It's beginning to look like our Christmas party is turning into a giant battle royale. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

We played some audio of Coldplay's "Viva la Vida", Joe Satriani's "If I Could Fly", and Creaky Boards "The Songs I Didn't Write", they all sound the same. John Brennan said it wasn't even a generic code, either Coldplay are plagiarizers or it's one big coincidence.

Ashley from jail called in, the whole phone call was totally sexual. She had a sex dream about Cow, she likes to be choked and slapped around, it was crazy.